Landmine
the thin version of a grenade.
mike: dude, these girls are f-cking landmines!
a skinny, ugly chick. pulls rank over a grenade, but this monet is nothing to write home about.
derived from the jersey sh-r- season 2
“…ronnie is obliterated and hooking up with a land mine…” – the situation
a word used to describe thin ugly chicks.
grenades = bigger ugly chick; landmines = thinner ugly chick
-mike “the situation” sorrentino”
a skinny ugly chick. this was referenced in the season 2 premiere of jersey sh-r-.
ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade
similar to a granade(fat/ugly chick), a land mine is a thin ugly chick. jersey sh-r-
dude you totally slept with a land mine last night.
for some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no f-cking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. another reason why jersey sh-r- is the stupidest f-cking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid f-cking trendster.
>hey, look at that land mine over there
>>you mean that grenade?
>nah, she’s too skinny to be a grenade
>>wtf? but…land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?
>the f-ck should i know? i just saw it on jersey sh-r-…
>>oh, that explains everything…btw you’re a f-cking r-t-rd
a group of skinny ugly chicks
bro why are you hitting on all those land mines
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