landon-typical boy


landon guys have huge egos
girl 1: whats that thing around that landon guy’s head?
girl 2: his ego
yea they are hot as sh-t, but they are -ssholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small d-cks. they convince themselves that they have big c-cks which is why at sleep overs they compare their d-ck sizes…hhmmmm
landon guy: my p-n-s is f-cking huge…let me just whip it out
random girl: ewww!! that thing is tiny…is it a chode??!

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