Landoned


being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(background: comes from landon from “the real world: philadelphia”, a kid who loves his booze)
dude, m.j. and i got so landoned last night; i called my boss that i’m dating and said all this weird cr-p to her.

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