landpaddling
when you see a person pushing them self around the street on a longboard using a big stick. it’s awkward, slow and it makes you look like a 5 year old pretending to be on a boat.
child: mommy that man in rowing down the road!
-looks at 30 year old man landpaddling-
mother: …lets cross the street.
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