Landpimp
an internet phoney. named after a gimpy jack-ss in washington state that buys a lot of 4-wheel drive toyota land cruisers but never takes them on gravel roads, let alone off-road. he doesn’t even work on them, short of having stereos installed and adding rubber nipples to the b-mpers.
john is a real landpimp. he’s constantly on the internet claiming to be a land cruiser expert, but he has to call aaa when he gets a flat.
collector of land cruisers. person that holds the ultimate collection of land cruisers, hence landpimp.
wow, john is the original one and only landpimp
collector of land cruisers. person that holds the ultimate collection of land cruisers, hence landpimp.
wow, john is the original one and only landpimp.
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