landrii
landrii, wow, what a gurl, she’s tall and incredibly beautiful, she’s nice and funny and extremely weird. she doesn’t care what you think about her because she is herself,(she’s real thick too). she’s a great girlfriend too, guys if you get a chance with her, you better be greatful, she’s a keeper! she gives the best hugs and she’s a great kisser. she’s also extremely athletic, don’t get caught in any athletic compet-tion with her you’ll definitely loose!
oh my god, landrii looks so good in that blue dress!
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