Lane Pirate


a skilled driver who takes sp-ce at will from other drivers on the road. a rogue commander of the asphalt high seas.
“i know exactly how to position myself against a lane pirate. aargh.”
any motorcycle rider with a parrot. older motorcycle and eyepatch a plus, but shades will do if there’s no eyepatch.
driver: “whoa, a lane pirate!”
lane pirate: “arr, gimme yer gas”

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