Lane Position
the lane position is when you, and (a) friend(s),
and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably
a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. the first
one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his p-n-s.
this can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)
exceptions:
cars need to be going fast. the faster the car, the
more extreme.
no blacks. (they’ll never win)
no asians. (they’ll always win)
friend 1: want to go on the interstate, and do the lane position?
friend 2: no, i am black; therefore i will not be able to partake. you see, i am too well endowed.
friend 1: oh.. well, would you care to partake, friend 3?
friend 3: f-ck no.
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