when excess underwear traffic squeezes in on your crotch rocket. you have to find some breathing room, commit to a line and hope everything stays in its designated lane.
they say it takes b-lls to pull a lane splitter. but it usually it usually takes a hand, too.
- letting it rage
fireing off double middle fingers at the responsibilities we have, in turn letting them rage. like squirting lighter fluid on the fire that is our lives. imagine your worksp-ce is completely full of files you have to sort out. now, instead of filing the files on your desk you say f-ck it, and fake your […]
- london tube
an uncirc-mcised british men’s “old man.” that dude at the urinal was totally rocking a london tube! so i slept with this guy i picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious london tube!
an italian name that means not school smart and is street smart. a person with the last name mannarino usually are really really athletic. ex; •omg jack is running so fast, he must be a mannarino • oh there goes #26 mannarino running on the soccer field guy 1. hey mannarino! what do u have […]
- marinara d*ck
it’s when a guy has s-x with a girl on her period. “i didn’t realize she was on her period till i pulled out and realized i had marinara d-ck.”
a person with the name maryfer is an outgoing, smart individual. they’re the girl you’d see in starbuck wearing the gl-sses working hard at their laptop. they also like to have a good time and by good i mean great. but they are very good at balancing their social life with their more pressing responsibilities, […]