laned


the act of a friend asking you to go out for one drink and you proceed to drink enough alcohol to kill an adult gorilla
boss: oh man, you look terrible what happened to you last night

hung over guy: got laned

boss: ahhh, that explains it
to go downtown on a girl you would normally avoid at all costs.
he was so obliterated that he lane’d that girl in boys-town. his tongue will probably fall off in a few days.

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