Laney


one who is good at giving bl-wj-bs
“ohh my god i hung out with laney last night she gave me a good bj
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laney is a gorgeous girl! she enjoys sports, and is amazing at them! the best friend you will ever have, and a great one that you should never lose! knows alot about guys, knows alot about relationships, loyal to her boyfriend, and a very intelligent person! you’d be very lucky to know a laney!
him : wow! she is so amazing! what is her name?
her : laney h! she’s my best friend! jealous?!
him : yes very! :))
a extremely good lookn’ white girl, who is unfortunatly a cracker.
“o dang bonequisha! look at laney! she be on fizire! to bad she c–ntry as h-ll!
laney is the hottest girl you will know, she is awesome and she is smokin’ you kill to have her as best friend, she loves to be organized and always has to wear black flats (mary janes)
guy: dude, who is the s-xy beast

other guy: oh, that’s laney she is smokin hot !

guy: i think i can tell !
a girl who doesn’t try to look good (or maybe doesn’t try hard enough), but really is. after a little work, she’d become hot.

taken from the 1999 movie, ‘she’s all that’.
guy #1: do you think that girl over there is hot?
guy #2: ehh, she’s a laney.

guy #1: why is amanda’s hair always a disaster?
guy #2: o, you mean laney over there?
euphemism for cr-p, useless, rubbish.

perhaps based on brendan laney, too laney to play for the all blacks so became a scottish rugby player.
f-ck that was film was laney.
stan collymore was a good dogger but a laney footballer.
laney
euphemism for cr-p, useless, rubbish.

perhaps based on brendan laney, too laney to play for the all blacks so became a scottish rugby player.
f-ck that was film was laney.
stan collymore was a good dogger but a laney footballer.
source: ben “muppet” cohen, dublin

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