Langholm
unfortunate town in the south of scotland. really a lost part of c-mbria, this township lacks genetic diversity and humour. famed for fat men riding horses up a hill, the fact that a famous person once drove through and that their rugby team once won a half without the need for performance-enhancing alcohol.
“nah, a dae ‘hink sae…”
“aye, nah, a ken, nah a dae ‘hink sae…”
cheif of the defence staff: “we need a new nuclear testing ground”.
aide “have you heard of langholm?”
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