langhorne
a kick -ss suburb of philly. most people hang out at the route 1 pub which is f’in awesome (f blue fountain diner). open all night and a hard place to get kicked out of if your drunk, trust me. most people go to neshaminy high which is a sweet place to go to high school (f council rock, the girls are b-tches). langhorne is a big enough place where there is sh-t to do every weekend but everyone seems to know everyone (nice).
matt: wanna go to the pub?
jay: which one?
matt: langhorne!!!
matt and jay: t-ts.
this is the literal definition of s-xy. also has a m-ssive p-n-s.
look at that langhorne!
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