Language Arts


a completely pointless required cl-ss in every grade of high school. you learn so much cr-p you don’t need. i mean seriously, when you talk to your friends, do you think..”oh cr-p, i need a pr-noun in front of this adverb to make the sentence complete!”? no! just another pointless hour out of a teenagers day, and another fat f on your report card.
d-mn! i failed all four language arts cl-sses, i gotta take all four my senior year.

language arts is so d-mn boring!
depending on your teacher, can be one of the most exciting cl-sses, or the most painful. can help you realise talents you would never have known you had otherwise. also one of the easiest cl-sses to goof off in. most of the time spent in la cl-ss is having group conversations with the entire cl-ss to share opinions and have fun.
fun language arts cl-ss
teacher: i’d like you to write me an essay on something you are interested in, to sort of share a piece of your world with the cl-ss.

boring language arts cl-ss
teacher: we are going to have a long conversation about how to write differet types of poetry then practice writing formal letters for the next three cl-sses.

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