Langus


to self-seize one’s “manhood” from behind and underneath with agression.
“man ohhh man, i pulled a muscle when i langussed myself last night, jim”
a lovable but indescribably awkward friend who frequently partakes in breaking other peoples things, awkward silences, and overstayed welcomes.
he was in the shower with her for over an hour and didn’t get it in, d-mn he’s such a langus.

he got too high and broke the bong, dude’s such a langus.

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