lank god
someone who is really skinny and or lengthy in every way shape and form. they can be cl-ssified as so lengthy that they even look malformed and awkward in appearance.
kevin durant is a straight up lank god!
bol bol be looking like a lank god.
after she slept with evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.
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