lanking
similar to the term ‘cranking’, this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.
girl (to boyfriend): what the h-ll are you doing?
boy: i’m lanking. it’s so wrong it is right. please don’t leave me.
”lan king” – the king of a lan (local area network) party; this user is defined as the king due to mad skills (omfgwtfthiskidissick) on every game possibly playable via a lan connection.
this type of person is renowned for attending many lan’s using such wickedsick equipment such as a toshiba satellite a600 ultra laptop.
a breif summary of this entry into the urban dictionary has concluded that the “lan king” is not a member of the gaming community to be messed with.
dude 1 – “hey did you hear that the lan king was in town?”
dude 2 – “yeh i heard he’s got wicked-sick-ultra-rad skills!”
dude 1 – “no way?!”
dude 2 – “and he games on a laptop!”
dude 1 – “i’d challenge him”
dude 2 – “dude… no1 challenges the lan-king”
travis lucas rigel hornung
the lan king rocks!!11
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