Lanme
a girl that love her husband that is afarid to lose him , he’s every she ever dreamed of . she loves spending time with him . he seems to make her feel protected . they start as a couple who people didn’t think they’d make it but they’re the last ones standing . they both love cucmber & lime gatorade . & she’s willing to do anything for that guy even take a bullet . she’s the missing piece to the puzzle . she’s the one that knows what’s wrong with him before anyone ever did . she he’s soulmate . her birthday is august 23 . & he’s is febuary 23 . they have cute random things in common . 041212 <3 lanme, she a keeper
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