Lantelope
a cross between an antelope and a lion. first discovered in ancient thera on the island of santorini. it was supposedly made when the ancient elder antelope decided to do it’s yearly ritual and rape a baby lion and thus the lantelope was born.
as said before the elder antelope one this is supported by numerous frescoes found in the area. the most noted fresco is the miniature frieze, you can see in this picture alion chasing an atelope that just stole a baby as a super mega volcano of death exploded.
another theory of the creation of a lantelope is that a crazy scientist dude decided to chuck both the animals in a bag and let the magic happen. however this theory is possibly not as well argued because wouldn’t a lion eat an antelope?
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