Lantern of Socrates


when one has so many -rg-sms in a short period of time, that your b-lls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the lantern of socrates
” dude i plowed that chick so much last night”
” be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a lantern of socrates now”
” whoa”

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