laosaipocalypse
lao sai – “flowing sh-t” aka diarrhea in chinese min nan dialect
apocalypse – an ultimate and doomsday event that leaves everything to waste.
having uncontrollable bad diarrhea that makes your p–p hole feels like the aftermath of an apocalyptic nuclear wasteland
jimmy ate that week old stale bean burrito under the chair that he had a laosaipocalypse
after that ultra spicy curry meal, kerpal’s laosaipocalypse landed him in hospital .
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