shredding the cat


to shred the cat is slang for m-st-rb-t–n. for example ‘cat’ is the p-n-s and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
and his p-n-s became sore.

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