lap band
a laparoscopic adjustable gastric band, commonly called a lap-band, a band, or lagb, is an inflatable silicone device placed around the top portion of the stomach to treat obesity, intended to slow consumption of food and thus the amount of food consumed.
he is really fat, but he is going to have a lap band.
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