Lap Bomb


any project, or regular full day -ssignment dropped on one’s lap by a manager, creative director, or sales person thirty minutes before your regularly scheduled friday afternoon departure time from work.
“yeah, i’ll have to meet you guys later after the show. i was nearly out of the office, keys in hand, when all of a sudden i got lap bombed by my boss.” —- “yeah, like four hours worth of work!”

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