lap job

verb: when a dancer grinds on you and makes you c-m in your pants during a lap dance.
“you can go to candybar and get a lap job”
this is generally performed by a maiden for a gentleman, however, roles may be reversed. similar to a lap dance, a woman jives on a man’s lap. here’s the catch–the small difference is that the job giver and receiver are naked. #pantsless #pleasurable #crotchsaddle
alone and naked, gerald and june got hot and bothered while listening to jack johnson. june mounted gerald as he asked her for a lap job. five minutes later, the neighbors know her name.
often mistaken by “lapdance” for some people, lapjob is getting a girl to beat you in the p-n-s with a laptop.
“dude i just got a lapjob, it hurt like a b-tch.”
oral s-x perfomed on a woman.
i gave jane a lap job, and boy did she like it.

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