lap lumber
gettin a b-n-r, erection, a woodie.
i was watchin the p-rno and got a serious case of lap lumber
hard on woodie b-n-r stiffie d-ck lap lumber
an erection, an erect male p-n-s, b-n-r
“i was at the strip club, watching the girls, picking up a load of lap lumber”
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