Lap Puppet
an individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect p-n-s resides in the -n-l cavity of the person sitting down. the resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.
in prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.
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