Lap-ricots
n. a scr-t-m with a short-haired texture similar to an apricot. easily achieved with a common electric razor.
(the late) lisa “left-eye” lopes: “sinbad, these peaches you bought are divine.”
sinbad: “oh yeah? why don’t you try sucking on one of my lap-ricots.”
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