lap salad
discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. you can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
i can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!
she’s always giving lap salads.
get a mug for your dog nathalie.
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