lap snatch


a woman or girl who likes to sit on men’s laps, either aware or unaware that they are causing the men to become intensely s-xually aroused.
bonnie began to feel less inhibited at the office, and began flirting back with some of the men by sitting on their laps and being a tease. word got around to others, including mike’s friends, that his wife had become a little c-ckteasing lap sn-tch at work.

tweenie katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap sn-tch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.

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