lap song

noun: a rarely heard act that accompanies a lap dance. usually heard in the spring in the most exclusive of gentlemen’s clubs.
jerry’s lap overfilled with joy when the performer broke into a lap song that was reminiscent of a lullaby his mother used to sing to him.

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