Lap Spam
a slang term given to the annoying junk mail placed in the folds of your favorite newspapers or magazine. aptly named after its closely related cousin, e-mail spam or its younger brother the internet “pop-up”. demonstrates a similar surprise to p-rnographic internet pop-ups however the surprise is generally related to the sheer volume of literature (approx. one tree worth of paper), rather than seeing your grandma gang-banged by the collingwood magpies, while you drink your double frappamappachino with extra froth in a trendy internet cafe.
dude 1: hey dude, i was drinking my double frappamappachino with extra froth in a trendy internet cafe when i opened my newspaper and was crushed under the weight of an entire forest.
dude 2: yeah dude you got a good case of the lap spam
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