lap the nap
in a word, it’s eating p-ssy, by a male or female partner. seeing as how most chicks these days trim the hedge, it’s much more likely to be nappy than bushy downtown. hence, you lap (lick) the nap.
guy #1: she give it up to the brothas?
guy #2: nah, she only lap the nap.
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