lapdancer dust
glitter worn by dancers that sticks to you and your clothing and is impossible to remove. usually resulting in a p-ssed off wife or girlfriend.
i would’ve gotten away with a great night at the t-ttybar, if it wasn’t for that d-mn lapdancer dust!
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