LapdanceTop
a pointless new way of saying laptop. used when your laptop is acting slow, or “sl-tty”, hence the lap-dance reference!
“ugh , my lapdancetop is being such a wh-r- tonight, sorry!”
“it’s fine, i’m going off to your birthday now anyways”
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a father that offers his daughter the option of a lap dance. father: what you did was wrong and i’m going to have to spank you unless you give daddy a lap dance. and that is an example of a lap dance option dad.
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macklin’s law is the widely held belief that the pinnacle of s-xual activity is not in fact intercourse, but fingering. he didn’t get macklin’s law last night, he only sh-gged her. they were following macklin’s law in the middle of the dancefloor. thou shalt finger he went home with a girl last night and followed […]
- McShartle
the fecal result of eating mcdonald’s. see shart. “i got the ol’ mcshartle’s after eating that big mac”
- merffel
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- metrofabulous
one who is excessively h-m-s-xual or especially gay and/or r-t-rded. little fashion sense. bowl cut. drew midland is metrofabulous.