Macklin’s Law


macklin’s law is the widely held belief that the pinnacle of s-xual activity is not in fact intercourse, but fingering.
he didn’t get macklin’s law last night, he only sh-gged her.

they were following macklin’s law in the middle of the dancefloor.
thou shalt finger
he went home with a girl last night and followed macklin’s law.

or

she wouldn’t let him have macklin’s law, he just got a sh-g.

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