lapeer, mi
the home of mamy of the states douchebags, alcoholics, wiggers, sl-ts, and dumb f-cks that drive like d-ck bags. if you grew up here you’ve most likely done hard drugs before. you can hang out walking around walmart for the only thing to do at night. when driving thru keep a look out for the douchebags driving in very large circles b-mping their sh-tty sounding systems trying to be cool but just annoying everyone. f-ck lapeer.
“what’s going on in lapeer, mi tonight?”
“ganna go to walmart then hit up fatboys to pick up some sl-ts, and p-ss off the douchebags hics that were trying to bang them. f-ckin love how easy the sl-ts are.”
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