Lappetizer
while waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner bl-w j-b.
tim: hey steve, i finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.
steve: oh yeah? what did you do?
tim: i took her to sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! she was so full of protein, she couldn’t even finish her chili dog!
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