Lapstone


noun, a discomforted t-st-cl- that has become the victim of the recrossing of ones legs without due consideration of the seam line of over-tight trousers.
guy 1: (concerned) what’s up, dude?
guy 2: (grimacing, eyes watering)…lapstone…

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