Laptop Legs
the ailment that derives from bending legs to prop up laptop while lying on bed for a long period of time.
after a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unst-rdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.
”why you walking weird?”
”i had to finish that essay last night- now i’ve got laptop legs”
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first… there was athletes foot
then… there was texter’s thumb
and now…laptop legs!!!
the feeling you get when your laptop feels like it’s melting into your legs..
dude i’ve got laptop legs right now.
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