Laptop Natzi


a laptop natzi is a person that is always using a minimum of three laptops at the same time and at least four others they are supposed to be ‘fixing’ for other people. warning! do not leave this person alone with your laptop and a small philips screwdriver! seeing your own lap in pieces for the first time can be devastating.
a laptop natzi will spend hours on end in a room ‘working’ on several lap’s time means nothing in the natzi’s world while his homey sits with absolutely nothing to do! the natzi is always happy to add insult to injury by promising to let there friend play with one of their beloved laptops in just a few more minutes. of course this will never happen since time still does not exist in the world of a laptop natzi.

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