laptop pause
the laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public place and hesitate to remember whether you left anything embarr-ssing open last night.
i had to buy a second computer for work only so i wouldn’t have to do the laptop pause.
the laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public area and hesitate to remember if you left anything embarr-ssing open the night before.
i had to buy another computer for work only so i wouldn’t have to do the laptop pause.
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