roomba trail
when your newly purchased, exquisitely autonomous technology discovers a big fat pile of dog sh-t during its 3am ‘time to clean’ wake-up programming and proceeds to generously distribute the filth in a robotically inspired carpet dance throughout your entire household.
guess what? i just followed a dog sh-t roomba trail covering every room in my house…when did that f-cker learn to climb stairs!!? we’re done with the robot thing…h-ll no to that!!
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