laptop plop
a term origination in brisbane, australia, ‘laptop plop’ describes the action of going to the toilet while using a laptop. in many countries acknowledgment of the action has been ignored or outlawed, however in germany it has become a popular term used among university students. it has characterized an entire generation of students who although enjoy the privacy of a toilet visit, don’t allow the ‘down time’ (excuse the pun) of falling behind in their studies. in germany it is know as a ‘computer defäkieren sie’ or more commonly ‘laptopscheiße’.
english; “oh boy, i don’t want to fall behind on this -ssignment, but i need to do a poo. i think i’ll just do a laptop plop then i can keep working on my -ssignment in the provacy of the toilet”.
german; “eine laptopscheiße ist der beste weg, zeit als ein universitätsstudent zu sparen”.
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