Laptop Poop
the act of taking a m-ssive sh-t while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. an ltp is essentially multi-tasking. you can do some online shopping, look at p-rn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a b-tton while letting beersh-ts explode from your r-ct-m.
-constipated ltp’ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.
mazzo: “hey nick costa! what are you doing over there?”
nick: “i’m taking a laptop p–p you r-t-rded yellow-teethed pedophile”
the act of sitting on the toilet to empty your bowels, while using a laptop.
screen name 1: dude what are you up to right now?
screen name 2: taking a laptop p–p
screen name 1: really? me too lmao
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