laptopers
single people that sit sagely for an hours in cafés with their macbooks. sometimes they are working indeed. but more often «they want to see people and they want to see life». l. are hated by other part of café visitors, who wants to have a short coffee break and then move on. not infrequently, after a successful table capture the latter part mystically transforms into the former one.
– these d-mned laptopers again occupied all the seats in the café!
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