Laptopper’s Pinky
when using a program like photoshop on a laptop, your pink will fall asleep from pressing the control key with it and having the index finger on the click b-tton. the only known remedy is to chew on it.
d-mn, carl, i was shooping that poster all night thursday and i got laptopper’s pinky.
aw sh-t man did you chew on it?
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