lard
a fat person that thinks that they aren’t fat.
bob: hey you lard go get rid of that lard!
bill: i’m not fat!
1)an extremely fatty substance usually found on obese people.
2)what the mcdonalds burgers are dipped in.
1)she has enough lard on her to tip a tow truck.
2)before serving the burger, he dipped the meat in lard, slapped it on bread, did not neglect to drop it on the floor and handed it to the customer. now thats good service!
1. pig fat
2. fat person
1. there was a hunk of lard on the couch.
2. there was a hunk of lard on the couch.
fat, fat people, lazy people who are fat,people who sit on thier -ss all day that need to be carried from place to place and hardly move,fat girls who think they are not fat
stop being such a lard-ss and get over here
dude: omg check this lard-ss b— shes so fat she can’t fit through doors
lard-ss:i’m not fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“eat the darn lard!!!”
“stop being such a p-ssy you lard-ss”
the filipino way to say large
dat birdie ees soooo lards
an extreme kind of lazyness. this person will spend hours on the couch burbing and will hate washing. his sleeping quarters or pit are sickening and his feet will stink like a skunk. this person is a disgrace.
that person is a lard
n. the deity to whom televangelists pray
“we’ve been able to get our $8,000,000,000 in pledges-uh to support the new mercedes for the children outreach. praise the lard!”
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