Laptopping


the art of a group of recently tubed athletes spending a day in the vacinity of each other but communicating through laptops. laptopping can only be done by a minimum of 2 persons. popular laptopping activites include facebooking, msning and stick cricket offs.
i cant move, breath, speak and don’t want to see outside. do you fancy spending the afternoon laptopping?
sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.
person a: yep, they were laptopping alright.
person b: i mean if it’s cold that’s okay.
the conscious act of placing a laptop computer on the womens back while have s-x, or making love.
laptopping is a new craze swarming the nation!
laptopping is where you sit on someone’s lap until they become uncomfortably warm.
jim: dude, i was laptopping pam last night.
henry: how hot did she get?
jim: very
this is the act of using your laptop for whatever purpose.
he is busy, still lap-topping.
lap-topping is not permitted in this area.
performing a s-x act upon a person whilst they are using a laptop computer (this may or may not actually be on their lap). popular activities include facebook and browsing urban dictionary.
hey look, jack is totally laptopping sarah.

i really wish someone was laptopping me whilst writing this, but i have a desktop pc.

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