Lard Dicked Vaginpastry
lard d-cked vaginpastry- when you dip your d-ck in a tub of lard (fat) and put whipped cream on a v-g-n- then insert your d-ck in her vaginia then do this several times then pull it out and have her lick it off your d-ck.
guy: so, uh babe what do you want to do tonight?
girl: how about lard d-cked vaginpastry?
guy: sounds nice, i’ll get the stuff.
hobo on street: can i join?
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